Funny thoughts on the day: part one

Rules of the Road in Miami

Red means: make a left hand turn after sitting out in the intersection

yellow means: speed faster through the light. do not by anymeans slow down until the light changes to red.

green means: go

left arrow means: change into the right hand lane

right arrow means: watch out because I want to cross four lanes of traffic and make this high way exit right now! aka... the miami slide

yield means: could you say that in spanish? wait, I actually thought it was just a pretty triangle on the side of the road.